In response to the latest ‘random acts of culture’ (which I love!) how about these Random Acts for Christmas: (and yes, I used a rhyming dictionary!)
•random acts of agri-culture (planting trees while singing ‘O Christmas Tree’
•random acts of cyber-culture (online Christmas caroling)
•random acts of counterculture (no one shows up)
•random acts of subculture (an all-bass choir singing the bass line to the ‘Hallelujah Chorus’)
•random acts of architecture (building a snowman in your neighbors yard)
•random acts of acupuncture (‘you better watch out’)
•random acts of embouchure (gathering wind and brass instruments in freezing weather)
•random acts of expenditure (Christmas shopping on Dec.24 or US government on any given day)
•random acts of caricature (100 mimes in a mall)
•random acts of enclosure (creating a circle around people so they cant escape and then singing carols to them)
•random acts of foreclosure (Merry Christmas from your bank)
•random acts of insecure (100 people singing the same song in a mall really softly)
•random acts of literature (standing on a street corner reading Dicken’s ‘Christmas Carol’ with a cockney accent)
•random acts of tablature (all your guitar-friends showing up at the mall for a Christmas jam session in the food court)